

Paperback: 210 pages
Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform; 1 edition (March 1, 2016)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 1530123542
ISBN-13: 978-1530123544
Product Dimensions: 6 x 0.5 x 9 inches
Shipping Weight: 11.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars See all reviews (11 customer reviews)
Best Sellers Rank: #114,143 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #22 in Books > Humor & Entertainment > Humor > Sports #566 in Books > Sports & Outdoors > Miscellaneous

Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book by the Team at Golfwell. net is exactly what the title says, it’s absolutely hilarious! The Team at Golfwell. net prepared this treasury of jokes and quotes since they couldn’t find books with golf jokes like the kind you would hear at the Clubhouse bar. The quotes are rare and not very well known about golf and people like, “I was a pitcher, and my dad played in college. The hardest day of my life was telling him I was going to quit focusing more on golf. But with golf, I felt like the game can't be perfected, and that motivated me.” – Jordan Spieth.Another interesting quote, “The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything, the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better you are with your job, the better you are with yourself.” -Bill MurrayIt has quotes from Michael Jordan, Donald Trump, David Feherty and many others. I couldn’t put it down. I took it along on a plane from Chicago to L.A. and couldn’t help laughing out loud and shared some quotes and jokes with the guy next to me. Those around us joined in the laughter.There’s a joke at the beginning of the book which goes like this:“John Daly walks into the clubhouse bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar: FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So John asks the bartender what the test is.Bartender says, ‘Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can’t make a face while doing it. Second, there’s a ‘gator out back with a sore tooth…you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there’s a woman up-stairs who’s never had an orgasm. You gotta make her have one and make things right for her.
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