Free Downloads Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault
Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human development—not unlike puberty, except this stage involves throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. For parents of toddlers, it's a "you better laugh so you don't cry" period. Bunmi Laditan's hilarious, satirical guide to toddlerhood offers parents instant (and very welcome) comic relief—along with the very good news that "It's Not Your Fault." Chapters cover the cost of raising a toddler, feeding your toddler, potty-training, tantrums, how to manage the holidays, and "how not to die inside." Parents will see themselves in the very funny sections on taking your toddler to restaurants ("One parent will spend their time walking your toddler around the restaurant and outside like a cocker spaniel, while the other, luckier parent will eat alone."), Things You Thought You'd Never Say That You Now Say As a Parent of a Toddler ("I can tell you're pooping because your eyes are watering."), and how to order pizza ("Spend $40 on pizza delivery. Listen to your toddler cry for 30 minutes about how the pizza is all wrong. Watch your toddler take a small bite of crust. Google 'can anger give you a heart attack?' Start the bedtime routine."). Laditan's wildly funny voice has attracted hundreds of thousands of fans of Honest Toddler on social media; here she speaks parent-to-tired-parent, easing the pains and challenges of raising toddlers with a hefty dose of adult humor and wit.
Paperback: 176 pages
Publisher: Workman Publishing Company (April 7, 2015)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 076118564X
ISBN-13: 978-0761185642
Product Dimensions: 5.2 x 0.5 x 6.9 inches
Shipping Weight: 7 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
Average Customer Review: 4.7 out of 5 stars See all reviews (908 customer reviews)
Best Sellers Rank: #3,045 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #14 in Books > Humor & Entertainment > Humor > Parenting & Families #15 in Books > Humor & Entertainment > Humor > Love, Sex & Marriage #32 in Books > Parenting & Relationships > Parenting > Early Childhood
I am a stay-at-home mom of three-year-old twins. Yes, you read that correctly. I spend all of my days with TWO three-year-olds. How am I still standing upright and functioning? Honestly, most days I have no clue. Don't get me wrong, I love my twins but I am not entirely convinced they aren't some sort of Tasmanian Devil/Irish banshee hybrid who can turn our house upside-down within milliseconds. I also used to be the sort of person who was so organized and never forgot anything and now I take my kids to the grocery store with my trusty shopping list in hand and afterwards, realize I forgot some items on my list. At that point, I'm too tired to take the kids out of the car to go back and purchase those items so off we go towards home. I thought the twos were bad and when they turned three I thought I was going to go crazy. It doesn't help that they have a built-in partner-in-crime and feed off of each other all the time. Seriously. ALL. THE. TIME. I really wondered how I was going to make it through so I started searching on for hilarious books for parents with toddlers and I came across this one. I read the synopsis, a couple reviews and decided I needed this book, stat.After my sweet babies drifted off to dreamland for their daily nap, I picked up this book. Let me tell you, I couldn't stop reading it! The author is hilarious and I laughed so much I think I burned off the calories from the delicious chocolate dessert my husband thoughtfully brought home for me. I finished this within a couple hours and now, a couple hours after finishing it, my abs still hurt. But, on the bright side, I feel much better and less stressed because of how Bunmi Laditan has written this book.
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