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Is Bigger Really Better? Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them an inspiring message of tolerance and hope—along with helpful information on • Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and Family • Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis • Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis • and much, much more Complete with prayers, poetry, a daily affirmations journal, and thoughtful quotations from leading self-help experts, How to Live with a Huge Penis will inspire men of all shapes and sizes.
Paperback: 128 pages
Publisher: Quirk Books; 3.2.2009 edition (February 1, 2009)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 1594743061
ISBN-13: 978-1594743061
Product Dimensions: 4.8 x 0.4 x 8.7 inches
Shipping Weight: 7 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars See all reviews (235 customer reviews)
Best Sellers Rank: #25,172 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #43 in Books > Humor & Entertainment > Humor > Self-Help & Psychology #86 in Books > Humor & Entertainment > Humor > Love, Sex & Marriage #285 in Books > Humor & Entertainment > Humor > Satire
Having the girth of a large shampoo bottle is allegedly a blessing... as long as you're not the one with the "gift". Guys think they want one. Women think they want it given to them. However, my psyche is scarred (and confused) from the howls I've heard after I drop trou. Are they scared? Turned on? Is there a monster behind me? No. The monster has always been in my pants. Only now, after reading this wonderful book have I been able to make peace with my piece.
I wasn't going to buy this book but my girlfriend actually got it for me for my birthday. I read it cover to cover and it really has changed my life. I have always suffered with having a (my girlfriend calls it) gi-normous penis. Imagine have two soda cans duct tapped together in your pants. I have always had a hard time sitting down and forget about it if I have an erection. Some people think it would be so awesome to have such a flesh sword in you grundies but I can tell you that it is not what it is cracked up to be. Have you ever had some hottie NOT have sex with you because she was trebling like a newborn fawn? Have you ever been accused of stuffing something down your Granimal jeans by your playground buddies? Have you ever been asked to GO HOME from your boss because you were distracting co-workers? Buy this book- it will change your whole life!
I can't tell if these reviews are fake or not. Lmao.
Its not all bad, I lost a leg in the war, but luckily because of my huge Penis you cant even tell apart from the one small shoe.
Well done, Makes a fantastic back of toilette book. Especially if you have guests that aren't aware of your condition.
This book is perfect for the coffee table or on top of the toilet. Inside the cover has a measurement tool just to make sure you meet the requirements to own this book.
Hilarious work of satire, and very entertaining when guests come over and see it on our bookshelf! I bought it as a gag gift for my boyfriend for Christmas, and he actually read the whole thing. It's written in great quality satire, and is definitely worth the laughs.
This book was hilarious. The tone stays serious throughout the whole book as it talks about the enormous grief experienced by anyone who suffers from Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG). It is also an excellent "coffee table book" that instantly becomes a conversation piece. If you buy this book you will be amused.
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